Ok--stop this nonsense--this Tribe, now at 1700 has just crossed the line into WAY out of Period!
Someone call the Period Police!
Someone call the Period Police!
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Tue, March 18, 2008 - 6:25 PMSorry, that 1700'th was me... but - everybody didn't just die when the year changed, some of them must have lived on wouldn't they? -
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Tue, March 18, 2008 - 6:30 PMI think we should demand a virtual shrubbery from you Eoin! Or, you know what the alternative penalty is!?! -
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Fri, May 16, 2008 - 2:04 AMNor do we have the correct calculations for the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow.
European or African... *sadness* -
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Fri, May 16, 2008 - 5:54 AM
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Tue, March 18, 2008 - 6:39 PMdigging sounds.....
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Tue, March 18, 2008 - 8:34 PMQuit your belly aching...you will be soon!
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Wed, March 19, 2008 - 9:28 AM
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Wed, March 19, 2008 - 10:42 AMI think I'll go for a walk! : ) -
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Wed, March 19, 2008 - 11:29 AMYou're not fooling anyone, you know...
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Wed, March 19, 2008 - 12:52 PM..kilts will fix it... they bridge the gap
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Thu, March 20, 2008 - 2:06 AMUh...you said the word...'tis the word the knights of Ni! cannot hear!
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Please...just let me have a bit of the peril...
No...it's too perilous...
I bet you're gay.
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OOH...let's start this one...**my favourite**
A witch...A witch...She's a witch! -
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Thu, March 20, 2008 - 6:44 AM"A witch...A witch...She's a witch!"
How do you know she is a witch? -
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Thu, March 20, 2008 - 10:42 AMWitch: I am not a witch I am not a witch! THEY dressed me up like this! -And this is not my nose it is a false one!
Peasant: Well we did do the nose, and the hat.
Peasant 2: She has a wort.
Bedevere: Why do you think that she is a witch?
Peasant 2: Ah she turned me into a newt. [Bedevere gives him a disbelieving look]
Bedevere: A newt? [Silence]
Peasant 2: Well I got better.
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Thu, March 20, 2008 - 10:58 AMburn her anyway!
burn!
Burn her! Burn! Burn Her !!!...
quiet! quiet! quiet! quiet!
... there are ways of telling whether she is a witch…
are there?
...ah?
what are they?
tell us! Tell us!...
tell me… what do you do with witches?
burn!
Burn!
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
and what else do you burn?… apart from witches…
More witches!
Shh!
wood?
Wood!
soooo, then, why do witches burn?
[pause]
b--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
good! heh heh.
oh yeah…. ooh.
Soooo… how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of her!
aah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
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Fri, March 21, 2008 - 7:34 AMSir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!
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Thu, March 20, 2008 - 11:09 AM(sound of a giant foot stomping on all the above posters)
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Thu, March 20, 2008 - 12:00 PMAll of yall are nerds.you make me wanna vomit.
"NONE SHALL PASS!" -
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Thu, March 20, 2008 - 12:47 PMye who'd cross the bridge of def' shall answer me these questions three... if ere' across' the bridge yea seak... -
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Thu, March 20, 2008 - 4:38 PM"What is the capital of Assyria?" -
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Fri, March 21, 2008 - 7:23 AMBridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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Thu, March 20, 2008 - 5:03 PMGod you guys are dorks! i love you all. Hail people form SCA! -
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Thu, March 20, 2008 - 5:07 PMBoyfriend: Are you OK?
Me: I'm fine
Boyfriend: It's only a flesh wound, isn't it?
we use Mont Python references in our deep and serious emotional conversations. Who else does this? OR better yet, Star Wars quotes? -
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Thu, March 20, 2008 - 5:59 PMOkay. I WASN'T going to admit it, but we do silly stuff like that too. Mine snuck up behind me in Home Depot with one of those HazMat breather masks on and says:
"Luke.... I am your plumber."
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Thu, March 20, 2008 - 7:55 PMI make random Monty Python / Star Trek / Star Wars / Xena / Buffy the Vampire Slayer (tv series) and Battlestar Galactica references multiple times a day.
I rarely if ever use the "F" word...I now say Frack. :)
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Tue, April 22, 2008 - 5:06 PMI got you beat -- my son-in-law IS a plumber!! And I swear he would have done the same thing as I think that man lives at Home Depot!
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Fri, March 21, 2008 - 6:24 AMNot me. My stuff is a little more obscure.
Care for a jelly baby? ;) -
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Fri, March 21, 2008 - 7:18 AMDjelibeybi?
In addition to Python, Terry Pratchett sneaks into our conversations. -
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Fri, March 21, 2008 - 9:42 AMOh, how could I forget...
Hail to the king baby...
That's just what we call, pillow talk baby...
and the ever popular
Gimme some sugar baby
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Fri, March 21, 2008 - 6:29 PMWe make Python, Pratchett, and Eddie Izzard references around here. Like you do. -
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Fri, March 21, 2008 - 11:57 PMAh, cake please.
There you are. YOU! Cake or death? -
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Tue, March 25, 2008 - 3:44 PMTea and cake or death! Tea and cake or death!
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Fri, May 16, 2008 - 2:07 AMWe don't need a flag... it's our bloody country you bastards!
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Sun, March 23, 2008 - 9:43 AMGive me a banana!
C'mon, c'mon, give me another banana!
Monkeys can talk?
We monkeys have always been able to talk....
People kill people, but monkeys kill people too--if they got a gun!
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Wed, March 26, 2008 - 5:42 AM"We make Python, Pratchett, and Eddie Izzard references around here."
It appears this is where I am compleatly unlike most of the people I associate with, I have never read a book by Terry Pratchett ( I am not the literate sort ) and I do not find Eddie Izzard funny at all. I first saw one of his shows about 8 years ago. It was mind numbing to me and the woman I was dating forced me to sit through the whole thing. Then he was on cable this past weekend and still not funny to me.
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Wed, March 26, 2008 - 7:18 AMi didn't think i was much of a reading person...but then i found myself laughing out loud by just looking at a terry pratchett disc-world book...
i love dr. who as well...
and monty-python is an excellent source of vadville...
but of course results may vary...
...as long as we have friends sharing drinks and stories around the fire :)
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Wed, March 26, 2008 - 7:23 AMit is interesting that all of the things i mentioned have something in common...
a touch or more of the medieval :)
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Fri, March 21, 2008 - 10:18 AMCare for a jelly baby? ;)
Doctor Who FTW!!
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